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Porch Patrol

Chief Package Inspector

Couriers deliver. Let them reach the porch. Bark one and he leaves, taking your package with him.
Squirrels steal off the pile. Bark one mid-getaway and it drops the goods.
Porch pirates arrive wearing the box they intend to fill. Two barks.
The owner lives here. Bathrobe. Coffee. Do not bark at the owner.
Snacks get tossed in occasionally. Eating one restores a bark. Priorities.

Three barks, recharging slowly. Streaks multiply points, up to ×3. Three packages stolen and the shift is over.